Virginia
Finally Has a New Governor!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
February 12, 2020
Ever since the top 3
officials in the Virginia state government (all Democrats), have been found to
be unworthy of the high office of governor, the Virginia General Assembly has
been in a quest to find someone...anyone employed in the Commonwealth who will
accept and/or is without stain to fill the position.
The General Assembly has
interviewed and vetted all of its 140 members in both the House of Delegates
and Senate of Virginia as well as other general employees in the State
Capital...and found them all wanting because of moral, financial or religious
reasons. More than 1000 men and women were closely scrutinized from an early
age in order to find a person of unquestioned personal rectitude.
73 legislators decided
that they were making too much money from bribes to become governor, 4 people
had a long sordid history of overdue library books, 18 women had been suspected
of grabbing young men by their genitals, there were numerous men who were or
have been KKK and/or Proud Boys members, some had relatives fix 5 or more
parking tickets and the remainder have been accused of taking unseemly amounts
of money or large gifts in exchange for hoped-for meetings.
WikiLeekZ has come into
possession of a secret report recommending Josiah Black as the next governor of
Virginia.
Mr Josiah Black, a 92 year
old custodian/janitor in the Virginia Department of Agriculture was found to be
the one person in the Capital Building worthy of being sworn in as the new
governor of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
“Mr Black has lead an
exemplary life according to all who know him and the detective agency employed which
vetted him agree. The report follows...
“Mr Black rises at 5 am, eats a hearty breakfast and drives to
work in an American made car. He does his work well and without complaint and
leaves the Department promptly at 6 pm. He drives home, fixes his dinner,
watches Fox News, reads the sports section of the local paper and goes to bed.
His routine does not vary, never has. Pigeon feeding on Saturday and church on
Sunday fill out his week.
He has no discernible hobbies or curiosity about anything. We
believe he is eminently qualified to be sworn in as the new governor of
Virginia.”
WikiLeekZ
is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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