Trump to Putin…It was Rigged!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
The president left for England today with his crack investigative team including Sean Hannity and Rudolph Giuliani, where he will be looking into why England is still in the World Cup Tournament and Russia is not. He will be whining to Prime Minister May about the unfairness of the process.
He will staunchly defend the fact that Russia was cheated and that tomorrow’s match should be England-Russia
Later in his trip, after meeting in Brussels for a Nato meeting, President Donald Trump will be bringing a very important, secret dossier to Putin that outlines how NATO has plotted against both Russia and the USA to deny their rightful place in the panoply of FIFA nations.
Trump will site numerous, irrefutable facts that the Fake News has not reported on...facts such as:
Brussels is home to NATO
Brussels is the capital of the European Union
All 4 World Cup finalists nations are NATO members
The dossier further posits that, taking a cue from past Russian and Soviet Union mis-deeds, these salient points…
President Trump had Breitbart investigate…which discovered bribes, rigging and drugs working against Russia
The president left for England today with his crack investigative team including Sean Hannity and Rudolph Giuliani, where he will be looking into why England is still in the World Cup Tournament and Russia is not. He will be whining to Prime Minister May about the unfairness of the process.
He will staunchly defend the fact that Russia was cheated and that tomorrow’s match should be England-Russia
Later in his trip, after meeting in Brussels for a Nato meeting, President Donald Trump will be bringing a very important, secret dossier to Putin that outlines how NATO has plotted against both Russia and the USA to deny their rightful place in the panoply of FIFA nations.
Trump will site numerous, irrefutable facts that the Fake News has not reported on...facts such as:
Brussels is home to NATO
Brussels is the capital of the European Union
All 4 World Cup finalists nations are NATO members
The dossier further posits that, taking a cue from past Russian and Soviet Union mis-deeds, these salient points…
President Trump had Breitbart investigate…which discovered bribes, rigging and drugs working against Russia
FIFA put Russia into the most
difficult group alongside perennial powerhouses Saudi Arabia and Egypt
FIFA even kept the US out of
Tournament
Because of all of this explosive, damning information...Trump is prepared to withdraw the US from NATO and form a defensive union with Russia, China and North Korea. Trump states that he has forged excellent relationships with leaders of those countries…not so much with NATO and others.
Because of all of this explosive, damning information...Trump is prepared to withdraw the US from NATO and form a defensive union with Russia, China and North Korea. Trump states that he has forged excellent relationships with leaders of those countries…not so much with NATO and others.
He will be contacting Brazil, Italy, Spain and Germany to
determine their interest in such an alliance.
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