Truth is Stranger Than Fiction
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Our Name…Satire is Our Game
(That is a (REALLY,TRUE)! statement)
Today, in a (REAL, TRUE) message to
the Washington Post, the White House claimed that John Kelly looked 'displeased' at (the) NATO summit
because 'because he was expecting a
full breakfast and there were only pastries and cheese'
The White House statement went on to state that US Representative to
NATO, Kay Bailey Hutchinson and Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo were similarly
distressed because Frosted Flakes and Captain Crunch were not served at
breakfast and stressed that they covered up their chagrin somewhat better than
Kelly did.
In the 3rd paragraph of the memo to WaPo, the White House
wrote that the really big deal was that the president was apoplectic because he
didn’t get his requested McDonald’s Bacon, Egg and Cheese McGriddle and an Egg
McMuffin!
‘The whole breakfast thing was rigged’, he shouted to no one in
particular. And, according to the White House statement…that’s the very
understandable reason he went on that German-Russia-NATO 4% for defense rant at
the breakfast meeting.
WikiLeekZ has obtained an exclusive statement directly from the Head Chef
of the upcoming State Dinner in Brussels …
‘I have placed an order at the McDonald’s Brussels location at Place
de la Bourse 3, for 2 Big Macs, a large order of Fries and an Apple Pie to be
served to the President of the United States at the State Dinner…all to be
washed down with Diet Cokes’.
Queen Elizabeth has taken note of the Brussels breakfast
meeting. So as to avoid unnecessary acrimony at the Windsor Castle High Tea,
the Queen, herself, called the McDonald’s in Windsor at 13-14 Thames Street, and ordered a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Large Fries and a
Fish Sandwich along with a Diet Coke…all to be delivered at 5 pm, in time for
High tea at Windsor Castle.
Who says that détente is dead?
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NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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