Wednesday, December 2, 2020

 

trump, a Medieval Church Scholar? What next, the Grand Inquisitor?

 

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

The chief judge of the DC District Court has revealed that the Justice Department has spent months investigating a “bribery-for-pardon” scheme. It was an alleged "secret lobbying scheme" and a bribery conspiracy that offered "a substantial political contribution in exchange for a presidential pardon or reprieve of sentence.”

WikiLeekZ believes that trump has reinvented the Medieval Church practice of Indulgences by selling Pardons for Cash. Essentially, it’s a Pay trump and you won’t have to pay the consequences of your sins, GRIFT.

Not only that, but for FREE, he’s considering granting an Indulgence for any sins (read crimes) Ivanka, Eric, Donnie and Jared may have committed. WikiLeekZ guesses that Melania’s past Christmas Decoration Sins are venal, not mortal, and not in need of an Indulgence in the form of a Presidential Pardon.

WikiLeekZ isn’t sure if Giuliani, who has asked for an Indulgence (read presidential pardon), will be paying for his. Of course, trump, being Omnipotent, will be Granting himself an Indulgence (Pardon) before leaving office; all of this done in the finest Medieval Church trump Grift tradition of greed, power, avarice and fear.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But may Be Someday

 

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