US Supreme Court restores voting rights to
property owners and tax payers (only)
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our
Game.
WikiLeekZ has learned that in a ruling
expected to be handed down today, the US Supreme Court has declared the One
Person One Vote practice to be discriminatory against white male property
owners and tax payers. The new ruling (by a 6-3 margin) specifies that all US
citizens have the right to vote as long as they are White, Own Property/Pay
Taxes and are of the Male Gender.
Citing the 1789 US Constitution which granted the states the power to set voting requirements in
which the states generally limited this right to property-owning or tax-paying
white males, the US Supreme Court will follow historic precedent by allowing only
those White Males who Own Property, voting rights.
The GOP
hailed the decision and stated that the Court has restored our great nation to
its foundational roots. Republican leadership further stated that they expect
that there will be a mild to moderate dissent among Women, the Property-less
and People of Color but they are fully prepared to house dissenting hooligans
in comfortable re-education facilities until they come to understand the wisdom
of the current Supreme Court and its rulings.
WikiLeekZ is NOT
the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
No comments:
Post a Comment