300 mass shootings so far in 2022…Adversarial Powers Apprehensive
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
An ironic
twist to ‘America the Beautiful Violent’ occurred this week when four
unidentified world military powers announced
in a joint statement that after much consideration, they would no longer
continue their War Games scenarios consisting of an invasion of the United
States. The announcement read, in part…
‘Given
the inconceivable violence Americans are perpetrating on their own people, we
have come to the ultimate conclusion that it would be pure suicidal folly to
invade the USA, a country with so many absurdly bloodthirsty individuals.
In
reaching this conclusion, we considered many factors including: the over 300
mass shootings having occurred in the USA so far in 2022; more than 400 million
weapons including military-grade arms are cached in private homes within the
borders of this so-called peaceful democracy and, if Americans are so adept and
willing to murder their fellow citizens, think about the havoc this vicious well-armed
militia would inflict on invading
foreign forces!
Our
conclusion is that we are better off invading small, helpless nations and leave
the United States to self-destruct in an ongoing orgy of atrocious violence
against one another.
In
a matter of years, infrastructure, skyscrapers, houses, farmland, parks and
luxury vehicles will remain relatively untouched whereas the populace will have
been reduced itself to a relatively few fortified outposts of ultra-armed
individuals who we can destroy in mere seconds with cruise missiles launched
from a safe distance.’
That's a good thing, right?
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