Eight (8) Inquiring Minds Want to Know
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our
Game
Congressman Louis Gohmert asked…” is there anything that the National
Forest Service or BLM can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the
Earth’s orbit around the sun? Obviously, that would have profound effects on
our climate.”
Matt Gaetz asked the HHH Secretary ‘is there a way in which a really smart, sexy,
17 year old girl could be classified as an18 year old girl; retroactively?
In
order to kill the Corona virus, President trump asked "Suppose
that we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very
powerful light. Supposing you brought
the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some
other way."
Former AG Barr asked the Federalist Society ‘is there is a way for me to get a free pass for all of the dirty deeds
I did for trump? Did James Madison, the founder
of the Federalist Society, write something exonerating a fawning/stupid AG for
doing the bidding of a crazy, authoritarian, wannabee dictator president? Will I really have to go to jail’?
Giuliani asked himself…’why
have I done all of those self-aggrandizing, debasing, illegal, money-grubbing,
selfish things ’?’ I never thought I’d
get caught’! ‘How can I weasel out of
this one? Will I really have to go to
jail’?
Melania asks
her new phalanx of lawyers ‘how can I get my promised $100 million from that
creep/loser before he loses everything and ends up in the slammer’?
Ivanka asked
Jared if he would mind if she left him for good and fled to Brazil with ‘her
Daddy’.
Jeffery Toobin asked himself in regard to his Zoom meeting “What was I thinking”?
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Someday
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