Trump Skips WWI Commemorative Ceremony Due to Contract Clause
The
White House said it canceled Trump's trip to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and
Memorial near Paris "due to
scheduling and logistical difficulties caused by the weather."
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Many
different reasons for Trump not going to the previously scheduled commemoration
visit to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery outside
of Paris have come in to our WikiLeekZ Paris office these past few
days.
A lack of
Trump’s favorite umbrellas, the Secret Service not being able to read French
road signs, and low energy Trump’s need for his normal 9 hours of ‘Executive
Time’ were the 3 most frequently mentioned excuses WikiLeekZ received.
Just for fun,
WikiLeekZ decided to dig a little deeper. It turns out that President Trump has two (2) contracts that override any US domestic or foreign policy.
The first
contract is with a company named Orange is the New Orange. The contract states
that Trump may not subject himself to public displays of his person if there is
a possibility that any form of moisture (fog, rain, mist or a saliva
projectile) might come into contact with the company’s Facial Enhancement Cream
applied to Mr Trump’s face…resulting in a visual degradation of his
corpus.
The second
contract is with Farouq Methods, LLC -
Dome Care— a
“humidity-resistant fast-drying hair spray” company product. This contract
calls for Trump to avoid contact with water in any form such as rain, swimming
pools or lakes and oceans while in public view.
It is to Trump’s financial and legal advantage to adhere to
the contract as he now owns 24% of each company which he would forfeit by
breaking the contract he signed 3 years ago. In addition, a clause in each
contract calls for a judicial ruling by the US Supreme Court to determine the
penalty to be assessed.
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