The Women are Coming!
The Children are Coming!
President Trump
Believes His Own Warnings! In Fright, Takes Flight!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
In a recent tweet,
Trump Warned of the Fearsome Caravan Hordes…
“Many Gang Members and some very bad people are mixed into
the Caravan heading to our Southern Border. Please go back, you will not be
admitted into the United States unless you go through the legal process. This is an invasion of our Country and our
Military is waiting for you”!-Donald Trump
WikiLeekZ has learned that President Trump, in fear of the
caravan of women and children invading the USA from the south, will be leaving
for France in a couple of days.
Although the ‘invaders’ are not expected to breach the heavily
defended southern border for a few weeks, the president wants to be sure he is
far from the massive force of fierce raiders that he ‘has heard some people
saying’, will be descending upon Washington
DC soon after.
The ostensible reason for his departure is the 100th
Anniversary of the end of WWI where Trump will finally get his much-desired, full-blown,
ostentatious, olive drab and gilt military parade, compliments of French President
Macron.
Because Trump, so enamored with this martial
display, he and Melania will go house hunting in the French countryside in
order to find a den of retreat to which he can scurry when he gets his first
House subpoena or his income taxes are released to the House Judiciary
Committee.
At a press conference, Sara H Sanders told the assembled
reporters that she is readying a press release that articulates Trump’s love of
French Fries as another determinative factor for his upcoming French trip.
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