Wednesday, February 19, 2020


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trump’s New Clothes

WikiLeekZ was tipped off by a White House gardener that a so-called bespoke tailor from an unnamed South American Banana Republic, was seen entering the White House with a longer than usual measuring tape draped around his neck.

It was reported by someone inside the White House, named ‘Anonymous,’ that the tailor, a tall, distinguished-looking Latino with slicked-back black hair, had an appointment with trump to measure him for a new wardrobe of suitable dictatorial attire worn to be by trump and paraded about in after trump wins the election on November 20th-or at least manages to stay in power with the help of Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, John Roberts et al.

The tailor, recommended by Roger Stone, is scheduled to reside in the White House for at least a month as he will measure all trump kids including Ivanka and Barron as well as all of the Cabinet officials and upper echelon staff. The brand new uniforms will be rolled out on election night and will be worn by all of the very top trump people from that time forth.

Cabinet and trump kids will proudly wear their (unearned) military decorations - shown to be vastly superior to the current highest ranking US military generals and admirals. An Executive Order is in the making declaring that it will be a crime for any US citizen or undocumented person who does not to salute these individuals in uniform.

trump himself and only trump, will always wear a crisp, blindingly white uniform trimmed in a gaudy  ghastly display of gold trim, gold braids, golden stars and epaulets all topped off by an oversize admiral’s hat with ‘TRUMP’ emblazoned in gold letters…both front and back.

A sample of trump’s uniform will be carefully tailored by weeks’ end to be ready for the formal portrait of the soon-to-be newly-installed-in-office president, by Trumpian court painter, Jon McNaughton.

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