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AG Barr to Open Obama Birther Inquiry 

Attorney General William Barr was watching Fox News the other night and excitedly noted the fantastic reaction of the rabid crowd of North Carolinian trump fans fiercely chanting ‘Send Her Back’. Barr was actually foaming at the mouth. Thousands were chanting ‘Send Her Back’ after trump simply mentioned the name of US House of Representatives Congresswoman Ilhan Omar from Minnesota.

Hey, Barr thought to himself, trump has asked me to open investigations into all sorts of stupid things since I’ve come on board. The DOJ will be stretched thin with all of these inquiries especially as trump has asked be to pull out all the stops with this Omar/brother marriage craziness… we’ll just pull some staff from the Russian interference-in-our-election investigations.

I could really gain some Brownie Points from the President if I were to open up another fake investigation into President Obama’s birthplace. We’d be sure to draw huge press coverage simply by announcing it and trump’s supporters will all learn about the investigation and be revved up and ready to shout ‘Send Him Back’.

We all know that Mr Obama was actually born in the United States, but that really doesn’t make any difference at all. It will be majestic watching 10,000 rabid trump-supporting Americans chanting ‘Send Him Back’ as trump simply mentions the word Obama. All of the TV coverage and ink used to write about it would be fabulous for the trump brand…and, a feather in my cap. Fox News will love it!

I’ll just have to write another memo suggesting the investigation to trump. It worked last year…I got my job. trump will love it, I’ll just have to remind him that it was his idea originally.

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