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trump Nominates self for Nobel Peace Prize...Wins Lifetime Achievement Award

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“I don’t want to kill 10 million people. If I wanted to win that war, Afghanistan would be wiped off the face of the earth” -trump said on Monday. “It would be over in literally 10 days”

Afghan President Ashraf Ghana immediately asked for “clarification” on Tuesday “‘via diplomatic means and channels”

Of all of the amazing, incredible things trump has said in his lifetime, WikiLeekZ has decided to give him the WikiLeekZ Lifetime Achievement Award for the most stupid, inhumane, nihilistic statement ever made by an American, period.

WikiLeekZ does the math so that you don’t have to...

In Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the high-end estimate killed is about 200,000 Japanese men, women and children killed in those 2 raids. About 100,000 per Atomic bomb.

At that rate, 100 bombing raids would be needed to kill 10 million Afghani citizens...about a quarter of the entire population.

trump said he could do it in 10 days, that’s 10 bombing raids a day...and, according to trump, the war would be over.

WikiLeekZ wonders, just wonders...

Can trump get the Joint Chiefs to acquiesce?

If so, can the Air Force find pilots, crew and ground crews to work?

If the first strike happens, does Fox News agree with his war-ending tactic?

Does Mitch McConnell and the entire Republican Party just happen to be unavailable while on a fishing trip to remote Alaska?

Are there enough Port-a-Potties in WDC handle 10 million anti-bombing protestors?

Would there, could there possibly be any negative reaction from EVERYONE else in the WORLD?

Does trump have a change of heart, stop the bombing and petition for a Nobel Peace Prize to be awarded to himself for saving 9,900,000 lives; exclaiming that no one in history has ever saved that many lives.

Stay tuned as trump shoots for a World record.

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