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Trump is Schooled by Worlds’ Dictators

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Trump witnessed the Bastille Day Parade with Macron and decided that’s what he needed to burnish his legacy (and campaign) on July 4^th in Washington DC .

French Bastille day Parade complete with marching bands.

China Military parade.

However, since he required some schooling for more militaristic parade versions, trump went to the G20 meeting and received a first hand tutorial from China’s leader about how to conduct a ‘real’ parade…and without marching bands.

At the G20, trump also was schooled by V Putin about how a ‘real’ parade should be mounted and gave trump verbal instructions as well as visual aids to help our leader conduct a parade that would be the envy of dictators world-wide.

Russian Military parade

North Korea military parade

Still, trump was not satisfied and went to N Korea for some tips from Kim whose family has been staging military parades for decades and is considered by many dictators as the only real military parade family extant. Kim also dipped into his invaluable collection of cherished historic figures and gifted an appreciative trump a few.   

Mussolini & Hitler reviewing parade

    Nazi military parade

For the first time in memory, trump took notes on his briefings and tucked the visual aids into his suitcase with the promise to Ivanka that he would put on a 4^th of July parade to be the envy of dictators in every corner of the globe.

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