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Pelosi Pissing Into the Wind

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WikiLeekZ has learned that an exasperated Nancy Pelosi is ready to put ‘Plan R’ into effect. Plans A, B and C, etc. The Mueller Report, Closed Door House Hearings, Subpoenas, Court Orders, Pissing into the Wind, etc, have not changed minds in America about Trump’s chicanery.

Thus, ‘Plan R’, officially designated HR ’R’ (The Reading Bill), the ‘Let’s Pay Americans to Read Bill’ was introduced and passed by the Democratically controlled House of Representatives and will go on to the Senate to become completely compromised.

HR ‘R’ states that ‘to help insure that the American People are up to date on Political Chicanery (and Danger) of Trump and Russia, the US Government will pay each and every American who reads, writes and sends to the House Post Office a book report about the Mueller Report will receive a check in the mail for $150.00.

In order for the Senate to pass the bill, Mitch McConnell has demanded that in addition to the Mueller Report, Americans may read and write a book report on The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, Mein Kampf and/or The Art of the Deal. Reading and reporting on all 3 would mean that a $450.00 check would be sent to those who sent in their3 book reports.

The compromise Senate bill passed by a narrow margin, went to the House and was reluctantly passed and has been in effect for 2 weeks.

WikiLeekZ has learned that because more $450 checks have been sent out than $150 checks, Pelosi is reluctantly thinking that perhaps ‘Plan I’ (Impeachment) may have to be the next step taken sometime in the future.

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