‘Norway, IF You’re Listening’?
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our
Game
ABCTV-George
S interviewing D Trump yesterday
“Your campaign this time around,
if foreigners, if Russia, if China, if someone else offers you information on
opponents, should they accept it or should they call the FBI”? - Stephanopoulos
“If somebody called from a country-Norway”- ‘we have information on your opponent’, “I think I’d take it”.-Trump
“You want that kind of
interference in our elections”? –Stephanopoulos “It’s not interference. They have
information. I think I’d take it”. –Trump
This
is the signal generations of Norwegians have been listening for, but were beginning
to think it would never come because of Julian Assange’s incarceration.
From
the Reindeer Herders in the north to the Lutefisk fishermen in the south,
Norwegians nationwide are dusting off, updating and sending in their Democratic
candidate oppo research to the Central Norwegian Opposition Research Center in central
Oslo. For decades, political junkies in Norway have been scouring the internet,
combing through newspapers and gleaning insider information from their cousins
in the Upper Midwest as they built their dossiers.
By
Diplomatic Courier, the CNORC of Norway will be handing off its compilation of
oppo research to Don, Jr* and Jared
Kushner** in Trump Tower within one
week.
With
Julian Assange locked up, WikiLeaks is thought to be considering calling upon
WikiLeekZ to continue its crusade and publish the Norwegian dirty snow on
Trump’s opponents.
*’If it’s what I think it is and is blond, I love it’
**’It’s
not blond, it’s dirty snow, Donnie’
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Someday
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