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trump to Volunteer in Experiment for his Country

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“and then I said suppose you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way”- trump April 23, 2020 press conference

“Then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside?” -trump April 23, 2020 press conference

trump and his new head of the Corona virus task force, former professional Labradoodle breeder, Brian Harrison, are combining their considerable experience and expertise in pure science to embark upon what they believe will be a game- changing experiment that will save the world…and billions of people.

trump will take a Hydroxychloroquine tablet and wash it down with a pint of Clorox disinfectant followed by a Lysol chaser.

He will then be injected with 50cc’s of Fabreeze into his hefty buttocks and while in that area, a greased- up ultra-violet, battery-operated tube will be turned on and inserted into his ample rear end.

After which, a light bulb-shaped ultra-violet light will be placed in his mouth and plugged in.

trump will continue this regimen for 7-10 days after which he guarantees that he will swim across the Potomac* and conduct a press conference on the opposite side, near the Pentagon.

Ladbrokes in London and touts in Las Vegas are giving very generous odds for anyone willing to bet on trump lasting 2 days and astronomically favorable odds for those willing to take a chance on making it across the Potomac.

WikiLeekZ swears it has seen Melania earnestly encouraging trump to show America how strong he really is.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday

*Trump aims to replicate 73 year old Mao Zedong’s 1966 swim across the Yangtze River.