“All hope
abandon ye who enter here.”-Dante
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Dante re-emerges to rewrite The Inferno to include infamous
individuals of the American 21nd Century
Dante Alighieri, who ostensibly died in Ravello in
1321, has incredibly re-emerged to put quill to parchment. Dante, in his divine
manner, has chosen to unambiguously include the names of Gov DeSantis, Gov Abbott, Hannity, Ingraham, Tucker
Carlson and others in Circles 8 and 9 of The
Inferno for their sins of fraud and treachery.
In a
nationally televised interview conducted by Walter Cronkite and watched by thousands
of literary students, Mr Alighieri explained that he was exhausted from rolling
over in his grave as he perceived numerous acts of treachery exhibited by De Santis,
Abbott et al as they condemned mask and Covid vaccine mandates even while
thousands of their citizens were needlessly dying from Covid 19. “And I
know about the Plague” stated Mr Alighieri.
Mr Alighieri
explained that since Guttenberg was no longer in business, he prevailed upon Harper-Collins
to publish his revised copy of The
Inferno, which should be completed any century now and go on sale at
your local pharmacy.
“And that’s the
way it is”
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