Republicans Declare: Right to Bare
Arms, Not Penises
WikiLeekZ is Our
Name…SATIRE is Our Game
Citing the 2nd
Amendment which does not mention Penises
Florida Republicans to Beta Test slogans in Right Wing Florida Focus Groups
According to
WikiLeekZ sources, the Florida RNC in conjunction with De Santis is testing out
mottos to win hearts and minds of the Republican voters.
Republicans believe they have found
the perfect solution to school kid’s education
Here are
just a few ideas…
Republicans pledge safety from seeing
penises in art class, but won’t guarantee that kids won’t be shot while said in
class
We’ll save you from seeing penises,
but won’t save you from being killed
Guns Good; Penises Bad
And for their first foreign assault
on indecency-
If elected, Republicans pledge to
save Florentine’s from David…and other 16th Century abominations,
atrocities and outrages against Republican-style civilization
Hercules
and Cacus Rape of the Sabine Women
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is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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