A Solution, Finally?
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
Why would
WikiLeekZ have an answer to the Palestinian/Israeli ‘Problem’. In the best
Swiftian manner, here’s a go at it.
It’s a seemingly
intractable situation that has only one solution; InterEverything.
90% intermarriage,
100% Inter-Gration in schools, hospitals, businesses, sports, and even worship
services.
After 3 or 4
generations, kids won’t understand what the ‘Big Deal’ was all about and older
Inter-Generational folks will have only dim memories of why they fought and
died among themselves.
Sure, it
seems like a crazy idea, but is that crazier than murdering babies and, in retaliation,
killing babies from screaming jets?
For those
die-hards who refuse to abide by the solution - and there will be plenty, there
are two alternatives:
Put them separately
out to pasture-literally. Inter(n) them on farms and ranches that are
comfortable and well-guarded and ‘educational’ until they enter their separate
versions of heaven. Any infants born on the farm would be taken to the
InterGrated society.
Or, if they communally
so wish, put them all together in a huge, escape-proof cage - immediately, and
let them take out their anger and hatred against each other and be rid of them
without allowing them to murder their brothers and sisters outside of the cage.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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