trump depressed and Pissed Off At
Hamas
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
WikiLeekZ
has it on good authority that trump is walking the halls of Mar-a -Lago in the
middle of the night and railing at Hamas - shouting to anyone awake that Hamas
is the straw that broke the camel’s back.
“I just can’t get a break” , trump frets – “as if the war in Ukraine, the earthquake in Afghanistan (which killed 2000
people), the Baseball Playoffs, McCarthy’s demise, the auto, Kaiser and
Hollywood strikes and Taylor Swift wasn’t enough to topple me from the daily
news cycle, Hamas had to go and invade
Israel just when my trials and fund raising were peaking”.
So what’s a
depressed, fuming former president to do, WikiLeekZ asks? WikiLeekZ’s sources divulge
trump’s plan to move the press off of those recent trivial matters. trump has
decided that to turn the media’s attention away from Hamas et al and back to critical
hourly coverage of trump, he’s going to engage in an illegal action - “the
likes of which no one has ever seen”.
WikiLeekZ is Not the Newz,
But May Be Someday
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