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Amid searing
temperatures (of up to 115 degrees), Texas governor, Greg Abbott, signed a new
law last week that will block Austin and Dallas from implementing
measures that would require construction workers to get a 10-minute water break
every four hours. – WBUR Boston
WikiLeekZ believes that Abbott was backed in this decision
by the ‘Texas Outdoor Construction Consortium’ which also suggested to Abbott
that in addition, he implement an executive order outlawing bathroom breaks on
company time and banning lunch and coffee breaks during a typical eight hour
work day.
In a statement, Abbott’s spokesperson pontificated that
these changes will make Texas the most productive state in the union and that
the collateral damage of only a few dozen workers dying of heat stroke is well worth
the bottom line for the companies within the ‘Texas Outdoor Construction
Consortium’.
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