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Dec 9, 2016
Exclusive Spy Report: Dems form Conspiracy…
Vecchi Leoni Conspiracy:
Harry Reid, Minority Senate
Leader and long-time Nevada Senator had quite a sendoff a few days ago; that
was the story most covered by the national press. However, the far bigger story
happened later that night in Washington’s most prestigious and expensive
restaurant…and was not reported on previously until this WikiLeekZ exclusive
story.
As many of you know, WikiLeekZ
has surreptitious ‘reporters’ working at all bars, restaurants, hotels and
brothels in WDC that may or may not be venues frequented by the movers and
shakers in our nations’ capital. We had such a ‘spy’ in Maxi’sBar, the
exclusive DC eatery run by Maxine Aguas when 8 prominent DC insiders met in their
private dining room 2 nights ago. The private dining room has a secret,
separate entrance found in the Men’s restroom in the Noodle Joint next door.
Two of the attendees had to pretend to be transsexual in order to gain entrance
into the Noodle Joint’s Men’s room and ultimately, the private dining room of
Maxi’sBar.
The reason for the meeting and
secrecy was to outline a plan put forward by 83 year old Senator Diane
Feinstein of California. Simply put…”Why don’t we all get together and form a
gang to fight against the crazy Trump ideas and then, run for President next
time”? They decided to call it Vecchi
Leoni.
Barrack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary
Clinton, Bill Clinton, Al Gore and Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale attended.
Our ‘reporter’ reported that no alcohol was served, no cell phones were in
evidence and no voices were raised. The reporter also said that smiles were in
abundance and that everyone came equipped with binders or iPads and after a
quick snack of deep fried cheese balls and Saltines washed down with Mtn Dew,
the discussion began with Senator Feinstein leading.
Warren Buffett was chosen as the
next Democratic Party Presidential Nominee and Bill Gates as the Vice
Presidential nominee. Joe Biden would run for Congress in Delaware and become
Speaker of the House when the Dems sweep the 2020 election, making him 3rd
in line for the Presidency..
Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Bill
Clinton would immediately start campaigning in the South to break up the
Republican Southern monopoly. They would visit every NASCAR race, eat more than
their share of BBQ’ed ribs and attend every white Baptist church in the South
at least one time before the 2020 election. Hillary would team up with Michelle
Obama, Feinstein, Barbra Boxer and Elizabeth Warren to secure an overwhelming
majority of women voters by promising free day care and free twice a month Spa
treatments.
President Obama will campaign day
in and day out in every inner city in the country, go to every AME church and
meet with the Mensa Society once a month thereby securing an overwhelming
majority of brilliant African Americans. Mondale, Bruce Springsteen and Biden will
spend the next 4 years in Michigan, Minnesota, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin
going to county fairs, union meetings and bowling league championships in an
effort to make factory workers feel respected and valued. George Soros will be
the Finance Chairman, whose main task will be to remind Gates and Buffet when
to write the checks.
They all feel confident that the
intellectuals, ACLU and Choice people, artists and students will come along out
of habit. Bernie Sanders will divide his time with Bruce, Biden and Mondale at
union meetings and going to college campuses with Neil de Grasse Tyson.
The Vecchi Leoni Conspiracy is
intended to bring the Democratic Party back to its time honored position as
friend of the working man and woman and breathe new life into a defeated
organization. Having the richest and 2nd richest men in America as
candidates, they believe, will restore confidence in the government by the
Working Class, the Working Poor and the declining Middle Class.
WikiLeekZ suggests that they form a new party called the Vecchi Leoni
Party and, as America ages, they will soon have a super majority and could just
sit back in their the rocking chairs instead of reclining in those
uncomfortable bus seats and win handily.
They finished the dinner and the
evening with a dessert called Make America Bake Again!
Zeny
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