Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Lesbian, Black Woman Saves Congressmen despite their voting records

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WikiLeekZ uncovered an inter-office e-mail exchange between 2 top Republican officials effusively praising the black Capitol Police officer who, along with her fellow officer saved countless lives at the Arlington baseball field last week. 

Unfortunately, they couldn’t make it public so as not to enrage their right wing nut base.

The e-mail reads in part…

"WOW! Joe, I was saved by that woman and her partner, not by the ‘grace of god’ as our redneck congressman who said…

"The only reason why any of us walked out of this thing, by the grace of God..." 

Except for poor Steve, we were all huddled in the dugout, lying atop one another…praying to god, crying and trying not to stay on the top. I was on the bottom looking out and saw the shooter mixing it up with the 2 police officers, Christ, were they brave!

The woman, a black gal, was shot in the foot but she kept trying to take down the nut with a gun. I, no we all, were saved by the 2 because no one else was around to stop him. But for her, a black, lesbian woman and her partner, he could have calmly walked over to us and all shot us as if we were anchovies in a can.

Of course, we Republicans can’t let out that we were saved by a black, lesbian woman, can we? We’d lose half our base right off…then in 2018, our seats.

At least there were 2 brave Americans on that ball field in Arlington! And, I wasn’t one of them".

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