Millions of trump Supporters Tested Positive
for DJT45/?46! Syndrome.
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Millions of
trump supporters, when recently tested for the Corona virus were found to be
infected with a potentially un-Constitutional
and highly communicable disease which scientists at the NIH, CDC and NSA are now
calling the DJT45/?46! Syndrome .
Further
testing revealed that the infection has been found in every one of the 50
states, although it is found to be most prevalent in those states that
political scientists color red on an American political map.
The symptoms
are not always easy to spot without a thorough examination by an expert in the
field of mass psychosis. Seemingly intelligent, normal, hard-working, god-fearing
individuals of all sexes, ethnicities and professions have been found to be
afflicted with this malady.
Actual practicing
physicians, lawyers, white blues singers, black hockey players, Stanford and
Yale Law School graduates and Latino Harley riders are among those who have
tested positive for the latest strain of
the so-called DJT45/?46! Syndrome.
Officials
are concerned that this cohort of violent, flag waving rioters, whose disease caused
them to attack the Capitol Building in WDC, will return home and infect their
kids and friends; a real super spreader.
Scientists
at the NIH are looking into and comparing the DJT45/?46! Syndrome in the
US to a similar outbreak in Germany in the 1930’s and 1940’s. Years ago, the
researchers had isolated patient zero, an indigent amateur artist, born in
Austria who, through modern testing techniques of his body fragments along with
the remains of his associates were found to possess the AH/NAZI variant of the DJT45/?46! Syndrome.
In a
Manhattan Project-style effort, Anthropologists, Political Scientists,
Historians, Educators, Economists and the Clergy are pooling their resources to
find a ‘cure’ to this strain of psychosis before it spreads beyond the borders
of the US.
Dr Fauci and
other prominent epidemiologists are working from the theory that the only way
to stamp out this plague-like sickness is a country-wide effort of education,
elimination of hunger and poverty and to provide better jobs, medical care and
housing for everyone.
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