Bezos Makes First Space Delivery…is
Distracted
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
The Bezos
rocket, nicknamed UPSBrown Origin,
blasted off into space today to pick up a package Richard Branson left for UPS
delivery back to Earth. As planned, UPSBrown
Origin successfully dropped off its own package addressed to ‘Elon Musk – Space’
for Musk to pick up when he ventures into space aboard Virgin Galactic.
The flight
went off without a hitch except for the UPS software glitches when Bezos attempted
to fill out the UPS form for the Musk package. For example: 0 (zero) weight was
not acceptable; Bezos didn’t know the zip code for ‘space’; the software
rejected a ‘residential address ‘; when Jeff wrote ‘priceless’ in the $value
box, that too was rejected!
Bezos was
rejected when he checked the ‘Carbon Neural’ box and when he came to ‘How would
you like to pay?’ he went ballistic, to coin a phrase. “I own the f---Ing company
he shouted to his amused space flight companions who were too busy marveling at
the sights to pay attention to a Bezos hunched over his device as he was trying
to figure out his package dilemma.
When he
finally checked the ‘I’ll drop it off myself’ box and wrote SKubRicK
in the discount code, everything fell into place in a manner of speaking. As
they were descending, Bezos got caught up on all he had missed from his
companions.
“Gee, that sounds really amazing, I would
have liked to have seen it all, maybe next delivery”
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
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