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Larry Elder Claims Victory

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Late last night, despite California election official’s accounts, Republican Larry Elder claimed victory in the Gov Newsome recall election. Elder claimed that because more counties in California voted to recall the governor, he should be the governor today.

Despite the landslide popular votes cast in favor of retaining Newsome…more than 70%, Elder is crying foul, is calling the election ‘RIGGED’ and intends to contest the rigged election.

Elder claims that the ballot question was confusing and that those who voted NO were actually saying that ‘NO, they don’t want Newsome as governor of California’. He demanded that the greatest literary minds in America - from the top academic institutions such as Oral Roberts University, Hillsdale College and Liberty University decide on the wording of the ballot measure.

Elder is backing up his claim by stating that the more than 20 California counties whose majority votes went against Newsome, will, because of an ancient, arcane, little-known clause in the California constitution, form their own state...to be called the ‘State of Elder People’ with Elder declared ‘Lawrence of the State of Elder People’.

‘President Larry’ has the undying backing of trump and the two will broadcast an ‘unbelievably powerful, thoughtful, truth-telling’ radio show from rural Northern California. The first goal of the two will be to declare The State of Elder People’ the nations’ 51^st state, sent two Senators to WDC and overturn the current Democratic majority in the Senate.

trump, who is expected to be Emperor of TSOEP  will divide his time between the State of Elder, Mar a Lago, Trump Tower, Bedminster Golf and CC and his golf courses in Scotland between visits to Putin, Erdogan, Hungary, Saudi Arabia and N Korea.

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