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According to Trump, "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Ave and shoot somebody and not lose any voters"

What follows is a six month narrative from the WikiLeekZ  NYC correspondent, who first spotted Trump on 11^th Ave walking down 42^nd street headed east.

(Note: along his path to 5th Ave., Trump encountered many additional challenges such as potholes, courts, detours, comedians, wrong turns, deviations, lawyers, do not enter signs, principled leaders, barriers, dead ends, no outlets, danger, special prosecutors, stop, moose crossing, enter at your own risk and other warning signs and confusing laws).

On 11^th Ave., he appointed Mike Flynn as his national security Advisor

At 10 th Ave., Trump tried to shove through an Executive order banning Muslims from a number of Middle eastern countries.

When he got to 9^th Avenue, he nominated and applauded DeVos, Pruitt, Sessions, Perry and other less than stellar cabinet officials

At 8^th Ave., he fired FBI Director Comey

On 7^th Ave., he took the USA out of the Paris Climate Accords

When on 6^th Ave., he embarrassed the US and cozied up to Putin at the G20 Summit

And now, Trump is approaching his aforementioned 5^th Avenue...what’s next? 

Will he make it to the N Y Library at 42nd and 5th to spend time in reflection and study? 

Or, will he surprise everyone and test out his  5th Ave. premise?

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