Trump to Move US
Capital to Moscow
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
In a move that startled a few people, President Trump
announced today that the US Capital will move from Washington DC to
Moscow.
“This is not something new for me. I’ve been thinking about
this move for a long time, a very long time. Many people tell me that the move
is way overdue and I hear that America is more united on this move than ever
before”.
“Furthermore, this move has nothing to do with declaring
Jerusalem the capital of Israel and moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem.”
“Moving the US Capital to Moscow will put us much closer to
Jerusalem and, my friend Vlad has offered to build us a very fine White House,
Senate and House of Representatives buildings…all at his cost plus the cost of
labor to install spying devices.
Also, he has graciously offered us a new
Supreme Court building and a Russian version of our Pentagon”.
Trump went on to say…
“The thing that
clinched the deal, and it’s a very good deal, by the way, is that Putin offered
to staff the Pentagon and Supreme Court with many Russian experts at no cost,
thus saving our country millions”.
General Flynn, Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulos are all on
my short list for Ambassador to Russia. They each bring years of experience in
Russia and have developed excellent relationships with Russian officials in the
Diplomatic Corps and Intelligence Services.
“Mitch and Paul are both on board and we will have the votes
to make the move permanent before New Years’ Eve, 2017”.
“Happy Holidays everyone, and don’t forget that your
mandatory Russian lessons begin in January”.
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