Thursday, December 7, 2017

Trump to Move US Capital to Moscow

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

In a move that startled a few people, President Trump announced today that the US Capital will move from Washington DC to Moscow.
 
“This is not something new for me. I’ve been thinking about this move for a long time, a very long time. Many people tell me that the move is way overdue and I hear that America is more united on this move than ever before”.

“Furthermore, this move has nothing to do with declaring Jerusalem the capital of Israel and moving the US Embassy to Jerusalem.”

“Moving the US Capital to Moscow will put us much closer to Jerusalem and, my friend Vlad has offered to build us a very fine White House, Senate and House of Representatives buildings…all at his cost plus the cost of labor to install spying devices.

 Also, he has graciously offered us a new Supreme Court building and a Russian version of our Pentagon”.

Trump went on to say…

 “The thing that clinched the deal, and it’s a very good deal, by the way, is that Putin offered to staff the Pentagon and Supreme Court with many Russian experts at no cost, thus saving our country millions”. 

General Flynn, Manafort, Gates and Papadopoulos are all on my short list for Ambassador to Russia. They each bring years of experience in Russia and have developed excellent relationships with Russian officials in the Diplomatic Corps and Intelligence Services.

“Mitch and Paul are both on board and we will have the votes to make the move permanent before New Years’ Eve, 2017”.

“Happy Holidays everyone, and don’t forget that your mandatory Russian lessons begin in January”.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday


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