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Trump considers firing PR/Mouthpiece AG Barr
WikiLeekZ has heard from an
embedded White House source that Trump is really pissed off at AG Barr.
Even though AG Barr was
almost universally derided for his morning’s presser...(except for Trump and
his 35% who absolutely fawned over his performance), the AG was in Trump’s
doghouse.
Days before the release of
the Mueller Report, every member of the Trump family spent a week going around
to all of the Office Depot, Office Max and mom and pop office supply stores in
DC, MD and VA buying up all of the black ink. Trump assigned most Cabinet
members to do the same in their home states on their Easter Vacations. The day
before the Mueller Report release, pop up stores all over the country were
selling Trump, Inc for triple the regular price.
The problem is that Trump
figured, in cornering the market, he could make about $22,000,000 if Barr did
his proper redaction duty. Unfortunately, Barr only redacted about 10-13% of
the 400+ page report instead of the expected 59%...hence the slower than
expected sales totals for Trump, Inc.
Trump was heard to scream
at Barr in the Oval Office…
“Oh God, this is terrible, I’m fucked, I just lost 5 million! “I
had been planning this coup for the past year and my own man, my Roy Cohn,
screwed me. You just blew your chance for the Supreme Court, ‘4 Eyes’ “!
“Okay, But look at it this way”, Barr replied, “if you’re
lucky, the NY State AG Office will bring massive charges soon and you can
unload the rest of Trump, Inc. before that report come out”.
Trump was mollified at the
prospect and went back to watching re-runs of The Apprentice.
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