Tsar trump to Send Thousands of Rakes
to Russia
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is Our Game
Russian
foreign ministry’s Twitter feed said would-be Tsar trump had offered “help
and assistance” in fighting wildfires in Siberia. The White House belatedly confirmed the call to Putin on Wednesday
night.
In his call
to Putin, Tsar trump offered to send Russia thousands of rakes and brooms to
rake and sweep the forests of Russia that are not now burning.
Tsar trump
had stockpiled the rakes and brooms instead of sending them to California before
the fires last year to prove the point that elite Democrats love fires but hate
working with rakes and brooms.
In his call,
Tsar trump also pledged to send Russia the billions of fire-fighting dollars,
originally earmarked for California and the west, in order to help fight the
wildfires in Siberia. Coincidentally, those billions are the exact amount Putin
demanded for Moscow hotel building rights.
Tsar trump was
heard remarking to an aid…”that’ll show
Pelosi and California that if you play with me, you’ll get what’s needed, if
not your whole state will burn without those rakes”.
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