Friday, August 2, 2019


Tsar trump to Send Thousands of Rakes to Russia

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game

Russian foreign ministry’s Twitter feed said would-be Tsar trump had offered “help and assistance” in fighting wildfires in Siberia. The White House belatedly confirmed the call to Putin on Wednesday night.

In his call to Putin, Tsar trump offered to send Russia thousands of rakes and brooms to rake and sweep the forests of Russia that are not now burning.

Tsar trump had stockpiled the rakes and brooms instead of sending them to California before the fires last year to prove the point that elite Democrats love fires but hate working with rakes and brooms.

In his call, Tsar trump also pledged to send Russia the billions of fire-fighting dollars, originally earmarked for California and the west, in order to help fight the wildfires in Siberia. Coincidentally, those billions are the exact amount Putin demanded for Moscow hotel building rights.

Tsar trump was heard remarking to an aid…”that’ll show Pelosi and California that if you play with me, you’ll get what’s needed, if not your whole state will burn without those rakes”.

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