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“What - Me Worry?” Our Omnipotent President

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Trump and Pence continue shaking hands but refuse to be tested as ALL doctors suggest if one has come into contact with a Corona virus carrier. WikiLeekZ calls it the “What-Me Worry?” syndrome.

What is really strange is that trump/Pence continue to put their supporters and allies at risk of getting Corona virus. The duo has refused to get tested so that the possibility exists that they could be first class vectors for spreading the disease amongst their own voters and sycophants.

WikiLeekZ could understand it if they were shaking Democratic voters hands to keep them away from the polls in November; a nefarious plot worthy of Boris Badenov of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame.

WikiLeekZ doesn’t know why they’ve avoided testing. Maybe they’re afraid of the truth or simply don’t believe in scientific evidence. Or, more likely, Pence prays every night to protect him and feels confidant in the power of prayer.

And what of trump? That’s an easy one, he wholeheartedly believes in his Omnipotence. It’s the same reason he stared at the solar eclipse without dark glasses and the reason he continues to eat junk food and drinks up to 12 cans of Coke per day despite scientific evidence that eating junk food is deleterious to one’s health. 

Trump is the macho man we need right now. Striding the country, a scientific unbeliever who is possibly shedding the Corona virus from sea to shining sea and setting an example for his red hat subjects.

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