Saturday, April 8, 2017

Trump Seeks to Monetize Syrian Strike...

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WikiLeekZ is curious as to why Trump gathered his top Economic and Communications specialists to view and consult with during the Syrian Missile attack. Trump did this instead of relying upon the professional collection of top Military, Diplomatic and National Security Advisors President Obama had gathered around him to take part in the bin Laden Operation. Trump assembled 3 military advisors and 12 others who had absolutely none or just fleeting experience in the Military, National Security realm or Diplomatic field to assist and advise him.   

The reason (WikiLeekZ guesses) of this assemblage was to figure out how to Monetize the Syrian Tomahawk Missile Strike so that He could address the American people and extol the economic virtues of the strike. The financial guys present…Treasury and Budget secretaries suggested that more Tomahawk Missiles would have to be manufactured and explosives be made to replace the 59 spent missiles. 

The assembled Communications experts went to work immediately to devise a plan on how to sell the strike to Americans and came up with a one word idea...JOBS! (They soon had to admit that they got the idea from JEB!).

Jared Kushner, famed military theorist, and Trump’s son-in-law, came up with the idea to sell the Syrians on a new bomb-proof hotel now under development by the Trump Organization, called the Tremendous Trump BPH (Bomb Proof Hotel)…sold, of course with the guarantee that after the hotel is built and paid for, Trump would not target any Syrian TTBPH's for the following 4 years.

It soon became clear to WikiLeekZ that, in essence, Tillerson and the military guys were there just for the photo op. They left the conference room right after the photo was taken and real advisors got back to the important work. Make Trump Great Again!. Why else, in Heaven's name, would they be there?

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