TRUMP KICKED OUT OF WHITE HOUSE
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
WikiLeekZ
has learned from a White House domestic staffer that Trump was kicked out of
the White House by Melania late last night during a loud shouting match between
the President and First Lady. The First Lady was heard to yell many words in
the Slovenia language, but occasional English words such as Stormy, sharks,
Cohen, sluts, porn stars and divorce were distinctly heard as well.
The on-duty
Secret Service agents were so intimidated by the raging First Lady that they
were afraid to interfere and had to call for backup.
By the time
back up arrived, the front lawn of the White House was strewn with dozens of
Trump’s favorite possessions. His golf clubs, wedding albums, red ties and MAGA
hats, cartons of hair care products, stacks of unsold Art of the Deal books and
many large screen TV’s were scattered about.
There was
even a harpooned large plastic shark with a brass plate inscribed...See what I did for you. No more worries.
Stormy.
The
President, cowed by Melania, was seen dejectedly walking down Pennsylvania
Avenue in pj’s, slippers and robe heading for his hotel, hoping they weren’t
overbooked. While walking, he called Don, Jr, Eric and Ivanka and asked them if
they could sneak in and retrieve a suit, red tie and shirt along with some of
his most prized possessions, including his boyhood snow sled.
As he was
walking away, he could hear Melania shouting at him that she was filing for
divorce, had a divorce lawyer, a book agent and multi-million dollar deals with a book publisher
and a contract with a movie producer. She didn’t need his money because her
first book....Tiny Hands, Tiny
PENIS would soon be in print.
And, she added, she was changing the locks on the White House doors!
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
No comments:
Post a Comment