Tuesday, March 27, 2018


Trump announces Potential Legal Dream Team

“Many lawyers and top law firms want to represent me in the Russia case...don’t believe the Fake News narrative that it is hard to find a lawyer who wants to take this on. Fame & fortune will NEVER be turned down by a lawyer, though some are conflicted”. -Donald J Trump

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In the wake of the abrupt dismissal of potential Trump lawyers... Joe di Genova, Fox News legal commentator, and his wife Victoria Toensing, the White House has issued the following statement…

…To prove that the President is considering only top people in the legal profession, the White House Communications Director, at the request of the President, has released a list of lawyers along with their credentials whom Trump is seeking to represent him in the Russia matter.

Trump stated that he has seen all of these very fine individuals in action, some of them many times in re-runs, and that he has 100% confidence that they will act in the appropriate way. Trump further stated that many are award-winning.

Trump added…I am confident that when all is said and done, I will have assembled one of the most unique legal teams in history.

Attorneys                            Credentials
Tom Cruise                        A Few Good Men
Gregory Peck                     To Kill a Mockingbird
Reese Witherspoon            Legally Blonde
Paul Newman                    The Verdict
Joe Pesci                                 My Cousin Vinny 
Raymond Burr                        Perry Mason
Andy Griffith                           Matlock
Tom Hanks                              Philadelphia
Bob Odenkirk                   (Saul Goodman)      Better Call Saul

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