Trump Tasks National
Academy of Sciences To Make America Great Again
WikiLeekZ is Our Name...Satire is Our Game
President Trump,
despite his unwavering belief in the false premises of science, will soon decree
the following Executive Order...
At the suggestion of Jared, Executive Order #666 will direct
all of the nations’ scientific resources to make 1000 clones of President
Trump, Vintage 2017. ‘The 1000 Clones
Project’...Bring on the Clones!
Trump’s Chinese-based clothing companies will be making 1000
of Trump’s dark blue suits and long red ties, all to fit perfectly on the 1000 Donald J Trump clones.
The Trump clones, each 70 years old, will be dispersed all
across this great land of ours in an innovative effort to Make America Great Again...as Trump sees fit.
Scientists at the National Cloning Institute have come up
with a devious new slogan...’Hello
Donald, meet Dolly...The Fleecing of America’.
The scientists have devised a way to make sure that when the
1000 replica beings emerge from the 1000 Petrie Dishes, their first sounds will
be baaaa, baaaa and 1000 Dolly’s will materialize… wearing long red ties and
ill-fitting dark blue suits.
Making America Great
Again...Through Science
When Trump heard of this SNAFU, he was heard to mumble...Who knew Science was so Complicated?
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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