The Nation and Trump
Laments that he wasn’t at Parkland during the Massacre
“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon”…DJT
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Based on the President’s prior military record…or lack
thereof and his *statement on the Howard Stern
Show, WikiLeekZ wonders if the girls of Parkland High School would have run
away in fright from President Bone Spurs
as he endeavored to fight off the shooter with his Tiny Hands.
Trump recently told US Governors …I’m a very Brave Person, Maybe
the Bravest in the World. President Bone Spurs continued that he
believed he’d have run into to the school to confront the shooter even without
a weapon and despite his Tiny Hands handicap, WikiLeekZ is skeptical. Skeptical
because Trump also said “and I think most
of the people in this room would have done
that too,”
None of the governors were seen raising their hands in
agreement that they would follow Trump…whatever the cost. Going in without backup would have been foolish...then again...
Disgraced General Mike Flynn, in a statement today, lauded
the President for his Brave Fantasy
Encounter and suggested that the military parade Trump so desperately wants
should rightfully Honor Trump and his Imagined Fantasy Bravery. Flynn
volunteered to lead the parade on the condition of a Full Presidential Pardon
for those Anti-American deeds he didn’t do.
*Speaking of how he avoided
sexually transmitted infections during the decades, Trump said, "It is a
dangerous world out there. It's scary, like Vietnam ... It is my personal
Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider." -President Donald John Trump speaking on
the Howard Stern show in 1997.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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