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The NEW NRA

N. No

R. Rifles (Assult)

A. Anymore

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WikiLeekZ has learned of a new organization that is being formed by the majority of members of the NRA membership who are opposed to the reckless, murderous, greedy leadership of the present NRA.

An offSHOOT of the NRA, the NEW NRA is being organized for the express purpose of proposing and being sure that Congress and the President pass smart gun control legislation within 6 months. The legislation would ban all sales of assault rifles and to ensure that complete and thorough background checks and a 6 week waiting period are enforced.

Wayne La Pierre, spokesman for the OLD NRA has issued the following statement in response to the NEW NRA...

‘It’s the FAKE NEWS. We’re comin after you...you so-called new nra and we’re comin after you, FAKE NEWS. We have your addresses, we know where you live and we have enough crazed members who don’t want their guns taken away. You can all be liquidated in the blink of an eye.

After that, we’re comin after the protesting students who dare to question the 2nd Amendment...what do kids know about the Constitution? We will fight on to the end to protect our right to own guns and our god-given rights to protect our families AND to take out anyone who disagrees with us.

After we’re finished with the FAKE NEWS and so-called new nra, we will go to the churches and then the theatres and after that the post offices and other work places. If that’s not enough, we’ll go to concerts and we’ll hit the schools even harder than before...until so many Americans have been slaughtered that the streets will run red from the blood of these traitors and that the remaining citizens will plead for mercy.

We’ll consider their pleas if they consent to attending re-education camps and pass crucial 2nd Amendment tests’.

WikiLeekZ has learned that Trump is perfectly content playing golf, selling hats and tweeting about how he’s Making America Great Again.

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday