Trump Asks Sessions to Arrest
Traitors
WikiLeekZ is Our
Name…Satire is Our Game
From Newsday
Feb 6, 2018…
While
Republicans were “going totally crazy wild” as he recited his achievements on
the economy, the Democrats “were like death, And un-American. Un-American,” Trump complained while speaking at an Ohio factory. Then he added: “Somebody said treasonous. I mean, yeah,
I guess why not. Can we call that treason? Why not. They certainly didn’t seem to love our country
very much.”
To put words
into deeds after calling out the way Democrats acted at the SOU Address,
President Trump has ordered AG Sessions to review evidence that hundreds of Traitors are loose in Congress and to
prepare to arrest them.
The White House
has sent Sessions a Trump-autographed video of his State Of the Union Address
as positive evidence of traitorous activity by most Democratic members of
Congress who did not pay the appropriate obsequiousness during his speech.
Trump
attached a hand-written list of TRAITOROUS
ACTIONS and his suggested PUNISHMENTS for these crimes…
Sitting on
Hands with a Pained or Bored Expression *DEATH
Pursing of
Lips while Nodding Disapprovingly and Scowling 10 YEARS in Federal Prison
Looking at
NBA scores on iPhone while Trump is excoriating Dems and M13
5 YEARS
Making Snide
Asides to the person beside you and Grimacing while Trump praises Trump 2 YEARS
Reading
Hustler Magazine’s article on Stormy Daniels w/o flashing Trump a centerfold
picture 6
MONTHS
Boycotting
the Best Ever SOU Address LOSS OF WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS PARTY INVITE
Clapping
with One Hand while Trump himself claps vigorously in self-congratulations DOJ/IRS INVESTIGATIONS
Failing to
rise when Trump entered chamber NO
SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM AT W H SUMMER ICE CREAM SOCIAL
Failure to
Clap Thunderously, Cheer and Shout Hosannas at the conclusion of the Address WITHDRAWAL
OF INVITATION TO NEXT SOU ADDRESS
In response,
Sessions wrote to the President that…
‘Vladimir Putin has given me the okay
to carry out your (Kim Jong Un-inspired) orders your Majesty. The KGB is now on
its way to carry out the mass arrests. A
full accounting of executions, incarcerations, investigations and cancellation
of privileges will be sent to you tomorrow, Your Highness’
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ,
But May Be Someday
* Whoever, owing allegiance to the United
States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them
aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is
guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be
imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less
than $10,000…
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