KRAIG’S LISTING
April 8, 2018
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our
Game
HELP
WANTED WASHINGTON DC
THE
WHITE HOUSE Donald J Trump
WANTED:
Lawyer: No experience necessary. Must
have license to practice in WDC, NY & CA
Location: Be willing to settle in the WDC
area instantly
Responsibilities: Must be ready to immediately be
engaged in one or all of these on-going cases:
- Non-Disclosure
Agreement
- Collusion,
conspiracy and/or obstruction of justice
- Financial
shenanigans with Russia
- Sexual
Harassment Charges
Remuneration : high expectations...little chance
of actually being paid
Client: Is untruthful, lies a lot, is
untrustworthy but demands loyalty, does not follow advice, does not read, takes
legal advice from Fox TV analysts, has history of firing staff on a whim, is
narcissistic and has strange hair.
Reality: You will be scorned by all of
your friends, lose your girl/boyfriend be frustrated beyond measure, will
probably lose law license and after months of intense work, be fired without
cause.
Compensation: If you have somehow avoided
signing a NDA, you will be able to write an insider book based on your
adventures with DJT and sell millions!
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Someday
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