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Trump and Putin in Dueling Hooker Contest

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A redacted version of fired Former FBI Director James Comey’s memos was released to various Republican House Committees yesterday with the expectation that the memos would help in clearing the President in regard to this Russia conspiracy mess. Really? What were they thinking?

WikiLeekZ has learned that according to the documents (memos), in a conversation in February 2017, Mr Trump told Mr Comey how Mr Putin had told him “Russia had some of the most beautiful hookers in the world".

So is that what world leaders really talk about when chatting with OUR President?

It turns out that Trump was extremely angry with Putin’s allegation. WikiLeekZ has learned that Trump assured Putin that the USA had by far the world’s most beautiful hookers, they’re the best, and continued his denunciation of Putin’s statement by saying that he’s sampled hookers from more than 45 countries, including at the Ritz Carlton in Russia and he guarantees there nothing like USA hookers! USA, USA, USA he chanted. Not only in beauty but America is first in Golden Shower Hookers…I can attest to that, he added.

To their amazement, Trump and Putin heard French President Macron and Prime Minister Teresa May break into the conversation touting the beauty of their respective nations’ prostitutes. They confessed that their intelligence services had tapped into the White House Russia Hotline and that the honor of France and England were at stake.

Confusion, shouting, boasts and scorn reigned for a few minutes until May suggested that at the next G-7 Summit, one day could be devoted to Hooker Day and this pressing international issue could be settled once and for all. She also insisted that a male version should be held concurrently and that she would volunteer as a judge.

So, it was settled. The pageant would be held when and only if the economic, hunger, trade, nuclear weaponry, the Middle East crisis and climate change issues were addressed and settled. It was immediately agreed upon.

Everyone exchanged pleasant goodbyes…secure in the knowledge that world problems would be resolved, that their countries would proudly bring home golden trophies; proving that the oldest profession may indeed solve the world’s problems.

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