Trump books Flight to China
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Game
Today, trump’s travel agent booked a
commercial flight for trump to go to China-First Class from WDC to Beijing
tomorrow morning.
trump tweeted only one hour ago that
he will be returning to the White House this evening. He misses his Big Macs and
Freedom Fries which are not allowed in most hospitals throughout the country.
WikiLeekZ has learned that trump has
decided, that instead of going to southern Siberia to duplicate Putin’s
shirtless horse ride, he’d swim the Yangtze River to show his lemmings that he
is as healthy as a horse, and “I feel better than I did 20 years ago”
trump tweeted today
trump aims to swim even farther than Mao
did in his famous Yangtze River swim heralding his return to the forefront in
China.
Mao dove into the river and emerged reborn in
the eyes of the nation- Post
magazine
It’s a public relations coup gushed
his coterie of henchmen and henchwomen from their Covid 19-quarantined abodes in Maryland
and Virginia.
Just in- News Flash…No commercial airline will sell trump a ticket
to fly to China because of the danger of a Super Spreader on board, so he’ll
have to take Air Force One- that is if he can find a crew to replace the
regular crew which has refused be on the same plane with trump.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Some Day.
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