Friday, October 16, 2020

 

trump goes in for the Kill…the Ultimate Voter Suppression Tactic

WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game                                                                                         (All the Fake Newz That’s Fit to Print)

Despite all medical advice, trump continues to hold mass rallies almost daily without taking care to follow Covid 19-safe guidelines…utterly without regard to human life or the suffering of his hard core devotees.

It’s counter-intuitive you might think…spreading the Corona virus to his followers right before the election- thus holding down his own vote count; but trump and his followers have an evil secret plan devised by trump dirty trickster, Roger Stone and trump himself.

Right after each trump MAGA rally, every trump follower will fan out across the region in an effort to make contact with every person they see who is displaying a Biden lawn sign, Biden bumper sticker or is wearing a Biden/Harris hat or t shirt. They will engage them in a political discussion-without a mask and at close quarters for up to 10 minutes… being sure that they are spreading a large load of  virus particles they hope to have picked up at the recent rally. The trump re-election campaign figures that one dedicated, true trump devotee has a good chance of infecting and hopefully sideling at least ten Biden voters per day.

After this Ultimate Voter Suppression tactic, each trump supporter will dutifully fill out their absentee ballot and mail it in just in case they end up in the local ICU or the morgue on Nov 3 rd - which would preclude in-person voting.

The trumpies, if they don’t recover, will be able to Rest in Peace knowing that they helped trump to victory against those evil, immoral Democrats. Trump wins, Democrats are dead and the Republic is saved…what a country!

WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Some Day

 

 

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