Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump
“I will
be announcing THE MOST DISHONEST & CORRUPT MEDIA AWARDS OF THE YEAR on
Monday at 5:00 o’clock. Subjects will cover Dishonesty & Bad Reporting in
various categories from the Fake News Media. Stay tuned”
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Newz Flash!
WikiLeekZ has
discovered a carbon copy list of Trump’s proposed Fake Newz awards in an Oval
Office trash can…
2018
Trump FAKE NEWZ AWARDS...according to Trump
New York Times for
writing that the sky is blue and the sun will rise tomorrow…when in fact, it
was a grey cloudy day in WDC today and because of the clouds, NO ONE saw the
sun rise…FAKE NEWZ! NOT TRUE
Washington Post For
reporting that I lied a total of 1628 times the past year... as of Nov 17…when
in fact, the number was only 1602 times in which I lied or gave out untrue
statements FAKE NEWZ! The other 26 times I just prevaricated, fibbed,
dissembled, deceived, faked, mislead, tricked, distorted, fabricated, fooled,
duped and conned..no lies!
MSNBC Which reported that I fired Comey, Flynn,
Scaramucci, Spicer,John Doe, Priebus, Bannon, Tom Price, Gorka and Sally
Yates…NOT TRUE! FAKE NEWZ! again…I did not fire John Doe, I asked
General Kelly to fire him.
Buzz Feed Which reported that in room 407 of
the Moscow Ritz Carlton, I indulged in water sports with a couple of
prostitutes. FAKE NEWZ! NOT TRUE on 2
accounts. I was in was room 704 and I employed 3 beautiful ladies for a round of golden showers, not two!
CNN Reported that I called Africa and Haiti
Shithole places. NOT TRUE! FAKE NEWZ!
CNN only told part of the story. I
also referred to Puerto Rico and Mexico as Shithole places…WRONG AGAIN.
Wall Street Journal reported that my
attorney, Michael Cohen, paid Stormy Daniels $130,000 hush money before the
election to keep quiet about our tryst. FAKE NEWZ! NOT TRUE! I’m a great
negotiator and only paid $127,000 and a pair of my tighty-whities.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May
Be Someday
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