Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Trump Scores a Perfect A+ for Actions

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According to a recent leek from the Kremlin, President Trump has scored an A+ grade from Vladimir Putin for the way in which he’s handled the FBI and DOJ in regard to the ‘Russian Thing’.

Putin, in a recent telephone call to Trump, congratulated him for his purges of the FBI and DOJ…drawing a straight line comparison of Realpolitik to the Stalinist purges, McCarthyism, the Nixon Saturday Night Massacre and Putin’s  Nouveau-Stalinism.

Putin’s  praised Trump by reciting Trump’s strong disregard of traditional American legal principles by firing Acting Attorney General Sally Yates, FBI Director James Comey, trying to fire Robert Mueller and pressuring Andrew McCabe for early departure and now, having his sights set on the removal of Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein. Putin also noted the many other high ranking FBI and Department of Justice dismissals and transfers as well as his bullying of AG Sessions to do his bidding.

Putin expressed his Great Admiration of Trump’s slow motion purges of nearly all of the individuals who have led the investigation into so-called Russian interference in the 2016 American elections and Trump’s complicity in the elections.

Soon, Putin will bestow upon our Dear Leader, Donald J Trump, the Hero of the Russian Federation, the Russian’s highest award honoring service and devotion to the Motherland. At that ceremony, Putin will announce that free Russian language classes will be compulsory for all Americans and Borscht will be mandatory on all USA restaurant menus.

The Senate and House Republican elected officials and Trump Cabinet members were among the first Americans to sign up for the free Russian language classes.

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