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Trump Shoots for Wilt’s Record

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Donald J. Trump is looking forward to besting Wilt Chamberlain’s reputed record of sexual encounters with more than 1000 people.

In an exclusive WikiLeekZ interview with a really pissed off Melania Trump, the First Lady told WikiLeekZ…

That’s all Donald talks about. He’s obsessed with the idea of holding the record and when Wolf’s Fire and Fury came out, he went ballistic upon reading that his attorney Kasowitz paid off a hundred women. (Actually, someone read it to him).

It was many more, bragged Donald

Donald confided to me that winning that title from Wilt is more important to him than winning the presidency or eating 3 Big Macs.

The First lady continued…I didn’t have the heart to tell him that he is far behind Casanova, the Marquis de Sade and Catherine the Great. The other thing is that Donald included a number of men in his totals and we all know that they only count half and if you pay for it, people tell me that those count for only 25% of an encounter.

The kicker in this all is that Melania confided that even though her husband paid huge amounts of hush money to so many young women, he rarely had sex with them.

That hair medication,* Propecia, has affected him for years before I even knew him. I guess he decided that having hair was even more important than sex for him. One of my friends, the wife of his best friend, told me that they just sat half-dressed on the edge of the bed at one of his hotels while he told her how great he was; probably the greatest human being to ever walk the earth. It’s So Sad, so very Sad.

It’s all in his mind, he’s delusional and will never achieve his most cherished goal…to be thought as better the the big black man, Wilt the Stilt.

*Propecia Common Side Effects

• Decreased interest in sexual intercourse
• inability to have or keep an erection
• loss in sexual ability, desire, drive, or performance

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