Free Melania!
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire is Our Game
Yesterday, the founders of the Free Tibet movement, by
popular demand, have taken on the Free
Melania cause.
The First Lady has not been seen publicly since May 10-after
she was purported to enter Walter Reed to undergo a relatively minor medical procedure.
At the urging of Free Tibet, dairy companies across America
have agreed to make June -Where’s Melania Month and
will feature pictures of the First Lady on milk cartons all across the country.
Grainy B&W photos of Melania in a white suit and matching hat have been distributed
and posted on telephone poles and super market cork boards throughout the land.
Prevailing theories
are: 1) Melania
and Barron are living and working incognito on a remote Slovenian dairy farm
with the help of her school-girl friends.
2) She
is holed up in the White House ‘panic room’ with a 3 year supply of food and
water and ongoing subscriptions to Cosmo, Vogue and Elle. 3) She
is hiding out in an isolated Wyoming mountain ‘writer’s’ cabin with a ghost
writer telling the true story of her years with Trump.
4) Melania
is recovering from plastic surgery demanded by Trump in order to trim 10 years
from her appearance
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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