Great Girther
WikiLeekZ is Our Name…Satire
is Our Game
Nuclear power chief plots for regime change of crazy
leader....
The Leader of one of
the nine nuclear powers is studying options to effect a regime change in a
nuclear power country which has a leader he deem a dangerous man who his hand on
the nuclear trigger.
WikiLeekZ has learned the Kim Jung Un has completed plans to
remove the dangerous and unpredictable Donald Trump from his seat of power.
Kim
has cleverly deduced that if he can induce Trump to continue eating junk food
and keep on gaining weight, as Trump has the past 6 months, he will soon pass
away of natural causes.
His ingenious plan is to overtly challenge Trump to a
weight-gaining contest in an effort to become the World's Greatest
Girther. The winner will be declared THE
GREAT GIRTHER MAN and will be entitled to free meals...all you can eat, at any
fast food joint in the USA or N Korea.
Burger King, McDonald's and KFC, among others, have agreed
to sponsor the contest guaranteeing them that Kim will not rain nuclear fire
down upon their restaurants.
In a poll recently conducted by WikiLeekZ, 79.2% of US
citizens and 98.54% of those polled in N Korea are hoping for a photo finish.
WikiLeekZ is NOT the NEWZ, But May Be Someday
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