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Trump Trumpets Terrific Triumphs in Sixth Month Tweets
King Donald,
in at Twitter Storm of odd but sincere Tweets today, crowed about his many
amazing record-smashing feats of political legerdemain in his first 180 days in
office. In a continuous stream of tweet after tweet, Trump listed his great
historical achievements at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Maybe the greatest in
History!
The salient
points follow as sent out by the White House Press Office:
The President of the US, Donald J
Trump has, in his first six months, set or caused to be set the following
Presidential records…
Most leaks
in presidential history
Most rounds
of golf played
Most
Mulligans on and off the golf course
Most travels
away from WH for vacations
Most
intimate, candlelight meetings with V Putin
Shortest
tenure of National Security Advisor...Mike Flynn
Most
verified lies, falsehoods and prevarications ever, by anyone in the world, by a factor of 9 cubed
Most sudden
departures of Communications Directors ...2
Least time at the position of Chief of Staff...6 months. Preibus
Most on-the-record profanity by White House staffer...Scarramucci
Most lawyers
hired by President and staff for impending indictments...TBD...ongoing hires
Most
uncomfortable family dinner table discussions
Most
post-presidential election campaign speeches/rallies
Most high
level administrative positions unfilled...500+
Most Deputy
AG's and FBI Directors fired w/o cause...2. Yates & Comey
1st ever
rebuke from the Boy Scouts of America for speech to 40K scouts...King Donald
And…The WH,
as an aggregate, ate more Mar a Lago chocolate cake than any other seat of
power in the world
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