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WikiLeekZ has uncovered a first draft of off the cuff remarks that King Donald may be making between the 18^th and 19^th holes at Bedminster. General Mattis threw it, crumpled, up into the locker room trash can where our Bedminster reporter found it.  The draft begins with a press report of King Donald’s statement of yesterday…

U.S. President Donald Trump on Friday threatened military intervention in Venezuela   Kentucky, a surprise escalation in Washington’s response to Venezuela’s the Trump/McConnell/Health Care political crisis.

“The people are suffering and they are dying. We have many options for Venezuela   Kentucky including a possible military option if necessary,” Trump told reporters.

“We don’t talk about it but a military operation - a military option - is certainly something that we could pursue,” Trump said.

“Health care is getting out of hand and McConnell must go” Trump continued.

“And I even haven’t mentioned North Korea… Arizona. What about Arizona with its aging, so-called hero/Senator. We could wipe out Arizona in mere minutes. I won’t tolerate any more threats from Flake or McCain. One more threat from those 2 nut cases and Arizona is toast. They’ll understand what Fire and Fury; real power, is all about”!


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