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Have You Ever Seen trump Laugh?

(Is trump Human)?*

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Have you ever seen trump laugh?… laughing at another’s expense or woes doesn’t count.

How about smiling? Ever seen trump truly smile? I’m not talking about smirking or accepting fawning praise; nor a smug, self-satisfied smile.

I’ll bet you’ve never seen him tell a joke-on himself or been self-deprecating.

Has he actually ever told a joke just for the fun of it after the age of 17?

Has he been known to read a book…not including those about him or Mein Kampf or The Elders of Zion

Do you know if he has ever attended an Opera, Symphony or the Theatre unless it was for a headline charity event with cameras present?

Has he ever sung a song (including the real words of the National Anthem)?

How about listening to music? Or Going to an art museum-to look at the artwork?

Has he ever attempted to cook a 2 or 3 course meal by himself…and wash up afterward?

Has he ever been seen at a soup kitchen or homeless shelter actually, honestly helping those in need?

Has trump ever written a sincere note of sympathy/condolence by himself to comfort a bereaved 

friend? Secretary notes and Hallmark cards don’t count.

Does he have a best friend-one who doesn’t owe trump for his employment or station in life?

Has he ever taken a road trip, gone camping, or fishing with buddies?

Does he love, really love his wife and children?

Would he sacrifice his life for his children or grand kids?

Has he ever given anything or helped anyone without getting recognition?

Has he visited friends in the hospital…yes, it’s a trick question

Has trump been known to take advice or learn from his mistakes?

Is he a curious person?

Do you remember, even once hearing him apologize-for anything or admit that he made a mistake?

Has he EVER lived one 24 hour period without lying about something, no matter how trivial?

Does he visit the graves of his parents?

Has he ever been a gracious loser?…it’s a trick question.

Has he ever planted a tree without a picture being taken…or planted flowers in the spring?

Has he ever had his own dog? Did trump ever wash his dog, walk his dog?

Has he once given his kids a bath, fed an infant…changed a diaper?

Has he cleared the table after dinner or swept the kitchen floor?

Has he ever played a game of golf without cheating?

Does he really have bone spurs?

*trump Human Test is based upon activity after the age of 17

Score 5 yeses and perhaps he is a human after all…no cheating, lying or making false statements

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